Desi Urdu Jokes for Laughter
If you’re a fan of Desi-style comedy, you’re in the right place! Below is a collection of the Desi Urdu Jokes for Laughter that include characters like Pappu, Sardar Ji, and even a mischievous Jin. Share these with friends or save them for your next laughter session.
1. Pappu, Mum, and the Flying Fairy!
Pappu: Mummy ap tou kehti hain kay pari urti hai phir samnay wali Ganga aunty kyun nahi urti?
Mummy: Beta woh pari nahi.
Pappu: Lekin papa tou usay pari kehtay hain.
Mummy: Tou beta phir aj wo uray gi aur sath me tumaray papa bi. Bus anay do usay.
This is why Pappu never keeps secrets again!
2. American vs British – Qabar Ka Logic
Aik dafa aik American apni bivi ki qabar pe phool charhanay gya.
Us ki nazar qareeb ki aik angraiz per pari jo apni bivi ki qabar per phal rakh raha tha.
American bohat heran hua.
Us ne angrez say pucha: “Tumhari bivi phal khanay kab uthay gi?”
Angrez ne foran jawab diya:
“Jab tumhari bivi phool soonghnay uthay gi.”
British humor hits different.
3. Sardar Ji Aur Ghar Ki Bili
Aik Sardar ji apnay ghar ki bili say tang a kar usay kahin chor aye.
Ghar aye tou us say pehlay bili ghar pohanch chuki thi.
Wo bili ko phir kahin door chor kar aye, aur ghar phone kar k pucha:
“Bili ghar pohnch gai ya nahi?”
Bivi ne kaha: “Pohanch gai.”
Sardar ji bolay:
“Us kamini say bolo mujay aa kar lay jaye, mein rasta bhool gya hun.”
Bili ne GPS se kaam le liya, Sardar ji nahi.
4. Jin Ki Dhamakedar Entry
Aik shadi ki taqreeb mein Jin a gay.
Jin ko dekhtay he larkiyon ki cheekhain nikal gayi.
Aik Baba ji ne larkiyon ko wuzu karnay ko kaha.
Larkiyan wuzu kar k ayi tou Jin ki cheekhain nikal gayi.
Wuzu power = ultimate ghost repellent!
Final Laugh
These Desi roman Urdu jokes are a perfect stress-buster for your day. Share with friends and tag your favorite one!
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