Top 3 Funny Desi Jokes in Hindi That Will Leave You in Splits!
Looking for a daily dose of laughter? You’ve landed at the right place. Here are 3 epic funny desi jokes in Hindi that are perfect for your mood-lifting scroll break. From savage Pathans to roasted husbands, and a confused Gul Khan — this list has it all!
1. Pathan’s Location Confusion
Larki (on mobile):
“Tum meri neend mein, khwaboon mein aur jazbaaton mein rehte ho.”
Pathan:
“Khuda ki kasam baji, tumko kisi ne bevakoof banaya hai. Hum to Peshawar mein rehta hai!”
🔹 Classic Pathan-style humor with a twist of savage logic. Straight facts, no feelings!
2. Chai Lover Husband Gets Reality Check
Shohar:
“Begum, aaj aisi chai banao jise pee kar mein jhoomnay lagoon, nachnay lagoon, mast ho jaun!”
Bivi:
“Hamare ghar bhains ka doodh aata hai, naagin ka nahi!”
🔹 This wife deserves an award! That burn was hotter than the tea he asked for.
3. Gul Khan vs. The Hotel Room Size
Gul Khan:
“Maine itne zyada paise diye hain, aur itna chhota room? Mujhe bevakoof samjha hai kya?”
Waiter:
“Abey akhrot ke mooh wale, andar to chal — ye lift hai!”
🔹 Talk about judging a book by its cover. Gul Khan clearly wasn’t ready!
In Hindi
1.
लड़की मोबाइल पर पठान से:
“तुम मेरी नींदों में, ख्वाबों में और जज़्बातों में रहते हो…”
पठान:
“खुदा की कसम बाजी, तुम्हें किसी ने बेवकूफ बना दिया है। हम तो पेशावर में रहते हैं!”
2.
शौहर:
“बेगम, आज ऐसी चाय बनाओ कि पीकर मैं नाचने लगूं, झूमने लगूं, मस्त हो जाऊं…”
बीवी:
“हमारे घर भैंस का दूध आता है, नागिन का नहीं!”
3.
गुल खान:
“मैंने इतने ज़्यादा पैसे दिए हैं और इतना छोटा कमरा? मुझे बेवकूफ़ समझा है क्या?”
वेटर:
“अबे अखरोट के मुँह वाले, अंदर तो चल — ये लिफ्ट है!”
Why These Jokes Work So Well?
- Relatable desi humor
- Clean content perfect for all ages
- Short & punchy dialogues
- Ideal for social media shares and reels!
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