Enjoy with Biwi Ka Pyaar aur 5 funny comedy jokes. jo apko hnasnay per majboor kar dain gay.
Joke 1:
bivi: agar mein gum ho jau tou tum kya kro gay?
shohar: newspaper mein ishtihar day du ga.
bivi: (khush ho kar boli) kya likho gay?
shohar: likhu ga jisay milay, usay thora aur dur chor aye.
Joke 2:
Husband aur bivi aik kamray mein khamosh bethay thay.
bivi ki soch: kyon ye muj say baat nahi kar rahay.
kya ye dusri shadi kay baray mein soch rahay hain.
kya ye kisi aur ko chahtay hain.
kya mein moti ho gai hu.
shohar ki soch: agar is say baat ki tou kahen pesay he na mang lay.
Joke 3:
aik unparh mpa ko wazeer e sehat bana diya gya.
wazeer bantay he us nay media kay sath sarkari hospital per chaapa mara.
ward mein do mareezon ko oxygen lagi hui thi.
jab kay teesray mareez ko nahi lagi thi.
wazeer e sehat ney docter say pucha: 2 mareezon ko cng lagi hui hai, teesray ko kyun nahi lagai?
docter nay sar say paon tak wazeer ko dekha aur phir drip ki taraf ishara kartay huay bola :
“sir ye mareez petrol per chal raha hai”
Joke 4:
Malik: ab tak tujh say machar nahi maray gay? meray kano mein gunguna rahay hain.
nokar: sahib mein ne tou saray machar mar diye hain. ye tou inki biviyan hain jo bewa ho kar ab ro rahi hain.
Joke 5 of all jokes: Biwi Ka Pyaar Dekh Kar Pati Ki Phatt Gayi!
bivi ko Thapar mar kar shohar bola: admi usko marta hai jis say wo sacha pyar karta hai.
bivi nay 2 Thapar 4 latain 10 danday maar kar shohar ki halat buri kar di. aur boli ap kya samajtay hain kay mein ap say pyar nahi karti.
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