Khala Shameem Ki Viral Zindagi written by Muhammad Zohaib Khalid
Jab kabhi mein apni zindagi ke wo kirdar yaad karta hoon jo na bhoolay ja saken, to Lahore ki gali number chaar mein rehnay wali Khala Shameem unmein sab se top par hoti hain.
Wo khatoon, jinki zindagi ka aadha hissa geyser ke intezar mein guzra, aur baqi aadha Turkey jaane ke khwab mein.
Yeh blog post unhi ke baare mein hai — ek geyser-zada khala, ek youthiya shohar, aur poore muhalle ka siyasi tamasha.
Geyser: Mohabbat ya Aziyat?
Kahani shuru hoti hai unki shadi ki raat se, jab Chacha Nazir ne Khala Shameem ko yaqeendilaya:
“Yeh geyser mein khud theek karun ga.”
Yeh woh wada tha jo 25 saal baad bhi pora na ho saka.
Har sardi mein Khala Shameem ki dua hoti thi:
“Ya Allah! Tu hi hai garam pani wala!”
Muhalle ki auratein Khala ki aahon se pani garam karti thin.
Geyser ab ek saazish ban chuka tha, aik qaumi masla jiska hal shayad UNO ke paas bhi na hota.
YouTube per Khala ki Entry
Jab Khala Shameem ne dekh liya ke Chacha Nazir geyser theek nahi karne wale, to unhon ne faisla kiya ke ab wo YouTuber banengi.
Pehla video:
“Mera Geyser, Meri Barbaadi” — ek jazbaati magar mazahiya war tha aik machine par jo kabhi chali hi nahi.
Video mein:
- Pehle 5 minute geyser ko ghurti rahin
- 6th minute mein rona shuru
- 7th minute mein Chacha Nazir ko jhaaru de maara
Natija?
Video viral ho gaya!
200K views, so se zyada comments, aur $17 ki aamadani!
Turkey ka Khwab aur Gali ka Tamasha
Khala Shameem ka khwab tha ke wo Turkey jaa kar Aya Sofia dekhein.
Jab unhon ne yeh baat Chacha Nazir ko batayi, to unka jawab tha:
“Yeh lo 5 rupay, Turkey mein kisi se madad mangh lena.”
Is beizzati ka asar yeh hua ke Khala ne 3 din tak choolha hi nahi jalaya.
Muhalle walon ne Chacha Nazir ke liye khanay bhejnay shuru kar diye, aur Khala ke liye Turkey ki tasweerein.
Phir Khala ne Turkish pasta banane ka irada kiya…
Natija? Pasta shorbay mein badal gaya, aur muhalle walon ne samjha ke “Turkish daal” paki hai.
Election aur Inquilabi Khala
Ek din Khala Shameem ne muhalle mein ilan kiya:
“Ab mein election larungi — Halqa: Geyser Bachao Tehreek!”
Chacha Nazir hans kar bole:
“Pehle geyser theek karwa lo, phir qoum sambhalo.”
Khala ne farmaya:
“Geyser meri nahi, riyasat ki zimmedari hai!”
Yun Khala gali gali election campaign le kar phirne lagi.
Har ghar ja kar kehti:
“Aap ke ghar ka geyser chalta hai?”
Aur agar jawab “haan” milta, to ghusse mein nikal jaatin.
Muhalle ki Media Star
Ab Khala ka YouTube channel famous ho chuka tha.
Naam rakha gaya: “Geyser Girl”
Aur unka content:
- “Geyser ki Nafsiyaat”
- “Chacha Nazir ka Geyser se Badla”
- “Turkish Pasta ya Punjabi Shorba?”
Comments mein log likhte:
“Khala politics mein aajayein!”
“Hamare geyser bhi theek kar dein!”
“Chacha Nazir ko jail bhejo!”
Anjam: Aya Sofia, Gali Mein
Khala Turkey to na ja sakiin, lekin Shafiq kiryana wale ki Turkish biwi (jo asal mein Faisalabad ki thi) ne unhein ek Turkish towel gift kiya.
Khala ne usay seene se lagaya aur boli:
“Ab mein ghusal bhi Qustuntuniya style mein karungi!”
Natija
Yeh kahani hai ek aisi khatoon ki, jisne aik aam maslay ko khaas bana diya.
Khala Shameem ne sabit kiya:
- Geyser agar kharab ho, to video banao
- Shohar agar wada khilafi kare, to jhaaru uthao
- Turkey agar nahi jaa saktay, to Turkish towel le aao
Kyunkay zindagi mein geyser chalay na chalay, lekin hassi chalti rehni chahiye!
Khala Shameem Ki Viral Zindagi Pasand aayi? Share karen!
Agar aapko Khala Shameem Ki Viral Zindagi ki kahani ne hansaya hai, to apne doston ke saath share karein — aur batayein ke aapke ghar ka geyser theek hai ya nahi?
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