If you’re looking for Desi Urdu Jokes that are truly relatable and hilarious, you’re at the right place. From husband-wife comedy to molvi and pathan moments, these jokes will bring a smile to your face in no time. All jokes below are original and written in Roman Urdu – making it easy to read and fun to enjoy!
1.
adhi raat ko gali mein shor sun kar shohar ki ankh khul gai.
bahir nikal kar mohalay walao say pucha kay itna shor kyun hai?
unhon ne kaha: khabardar rehna, mohalay kay pani mein zehar a gya hai.
jab ye sun kar shohar ghar aya tou bivi ne pucha: sunain, bahir kya hua hai?
shohar: kuch nahi hua, sab khair hai, tum pani piyo aur so jao.
2.
bivi: chalo utho chai banao.
shohar uth kar sedha bahir janay laga.
bivi: kahan ja rahay ho?
shohar: wakeel kay pas, tum say chutkara panay kay liye!
thori dair kay bad shohar ghar wapas aya aur chai bananay laga.
bivi ne kaha: kya hua?
shohar: kuch nai, wakeel sahib bartan dho rahay thay.
3.
aik molvi sahib khatam kay bad ro ro kar dua mang rahay thay.
ya Allah, shahadat ki mout day.
pas betha aik baba bola:
molvi ji, jahad per ap ne jana nahi aur halway me kis ne bomb dal kay tumko shahadat deni hai.
4.
aj subah begum say bohat zor ki larai ho gai.
tou mein ne apnay saray kaam khud karnay ki thaan li.
mujhay din ko bhook lagi tou mein utha. kitchen mein gya. 4 slice bread garam ki aur hari chatni laga kar kha li. sach mein bohat maza aya.
ab pichlay 1 gantay say mein kamray kay aik konay mein chup chap gum sum betha hua hu. aur bivi puch rahi hai kitchen mein mehndi bhigo kar rakhi thi, woh kaha gai.
5.
shadi ki pehli subah he hangama ho gya.
dulhay nay kaam wali ko thapar maar diya tha.
had ho gai hai jahalat ki.
ami ki awaz ai.
lekin ami ye rangay hathon pakri gai hai.
dekhain tou is kay hath meri dulhan ka mu dikhai wala kangan hai.
woh bechari haka baka 1 konay mein khari sab ko dekh rahi thi.
ami ne usko pakar kar sonay walay bed pe bithaya aur dulhay ko gusay say apnay sath bahir lay gai. aur kaha:
kambakht, ye kam wali nahi hai, tumhari dulhan hai, abhi mu dho kar ai hai.
6.
aik molvi ka jamat karaty huay wuzu toot gya.
lekin us ne namaz puri parha di.
jab us ne salam phera tou pechay bethay aik pathan nay kaha:
molvi sahib, salam hai teri drivery ko. puncture tyre kay sath bi manzil tak bi pohncha diya.
7.
angraizo ko jab bhook lagti hai tou wo burger aur sandwich kha letay hain.
pakistani aik sandwich aur 2 burger kha kar kehtay hain.
bus kro yaar, nahi tou roti nahi khai jaye gi.
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