Hey, Fans and Readers of The Pendu Production channel, These 6 Desi Jokes Will Make You Cry Laughing!
Joke 1: Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat
Shaadi ki pehli raat, Ramesh aur uski biwi Supriya bed pe baithe the.
Supriya sharmaate hue boli:
“Aapne mujhse pyaar kyun kiya?”
Ramesh: “Aree, tu mujhe mili tab tak options khatam ho chuke the!”
Supriya gusse mein boli:
“Haww! Phir shaadi kyun ki?”
Ramesh: “Maa ne kaha tha ki shaadi karne se aadmi sudhar jaata hai!”
Supriya: “Aur ab?”
Ramesh: “Ab samajh aa raha hai ki maa bhi sirf jhooti tasalli hi de rahi thi!”
Joke 2: Desi Restaurant Ka Menu
Pappu ek naye restaurant gaya. Waiter aaya aur menu diya.
Pappu: “Bhai, isme likha hai ‘Chicken Surprise’. Yeh kya hota hai?”
Waiter: “Sir, yeh ek special dish hai. Aap order do, surprise milega!”
Pappu: “Thik hai, ek Chicken Surprise la do.”
5 minute baad waiter ek bada steel ka dabba le aaya.
Pappu excited ho gaya. Jaise hi dabba khola, ek zinda murgi bahar bhaag gayi!
Pappu: “Yeh kya hai bey?!”
Waiter: “Surprise!”
Joke 3: Sasur Aur Damad Ki Baithak
Damad: “Sasur ji, aapki beti kaafi gusse waali hai. Roz mujhse ladti hai!”
Sasur: “Beta, tujhse shaadi se pehle mujhe bhi har roz ladti thi.”
Damad: “Phir aapne isse shaadi kyun karwai?”
Sasur: “Beta, tujhse shaadi kara ke badla liya hai!”
Joke 4: Ladki Ka Interview
Ek ladki job ke interview dene gayi.
Interviewer: “Aapko kis subject ka zyada knowledge hai?”
Ladki: “Sir, fashion designing!”
Interviewer: “Lekin yeh IT company hai.”
Ladki: “Sir, toh kya hua? Aapke staff ke kapde toh fashionably design ho sakte hain na!”
Interviewer: “Aur aapka experience?”
Ladki: “Sir, ghar pe free bethe bethe 2 saal ho gaye hain, patience ka bohot experience hai!”
Joke 5: Desi Dukhbhari Love Story
Pappu ek ladki se pyaar karta tha.
Ek din usne apni jaan se bhi pyari ladki ko propose kiya.
Ladki boli: “Mujhe na tujhse better koi mil gaya hai!”
Pappu: “Lekin main toh tere liye sab kuch karne ko tayyar tha!”
Ladki: “Mujhe zyada karne waala chahiye!”
Pappu tabse gym join kar chuka hai aur har din 100 push-ups maar raha hai!
Joke 6: Indian Mom Ka Andaz
Beta ek din raat ko 2 baje phone chalane laga.
Mummy chupke se room mein aayi aur boli: “Beta, kya kar raha hai?”
Beta ghabrake: “Kuch nahi mummy, bas padhaai kar raha hoon!”
Mummy: “Ohh beta! Yeh toh acchi baat hai!”
Phir mummy ne dheere se phone liya, brightness full ki aur boli: “Ab aise padhai karega ya chhappal se zoom karke dikhau?”
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