Looking for a good laugh? These desi humor jokes for laughter are the perfect blend of daily life, cultural spice, and straight-up hilarity. From marriage misunderstandings to restaurant scams, this list is full of relatable and original desi moments. Scroll down and enjoy 8 of the funniest desi humor jokes for laughter in pure Roman Urdu — unfiltered and truly entertaining.
1.
aik admi ne new iphone liya.
usko pocket mein rakh kar ja raha tha kay achanak uska pao phisla aur woh gir gya, aur kuch tootnay ki awaza ai.
Admi dua kay liye hath uthatay huay bola: Allah kary kay hadi tuti ho.
2.
traffic accident mein zakhmi ho kar anay walay jawan ko marham pati kay bad docter ne muskuratay huay kaha:
yaar jab tumhain pata tha kay car aurat chala rahi hai tou tumhay kya zarurat thi road per us kay samnay anay ki.
nojowan nay hairat say kaha: road per kab… mein tou park mein leta hua tha.
3.
bivi raat ko dair say ghar ai aur chup chap bedroom ka darwaza khola tou dekha kay kambal mein 2 ki jagha 4 tangain nazar a rahi hain.
us ne cricket ka bait uthaya aur zor zor say maarna shru kar diya.
jab maar maar kar thak gai tou pani peenay kay liye kitchen mein gai. aur dekha kay us ka shohar betha wahan magzine parh raha hai.
shohar bola: tumharay ami abu aye thay. mein ne unko bedroom mein sula diya hai. ja kar mil lena. tumhay bohat yaad kar rahay thay.
nateeja: aur kro shak aur dekho star plus.
4.
larkay ne 10 larkiyon ko aik line me khara kiya aur apni maa say kaha:
in mein say 1 larki mujhay bohat pasand hai, wohi apki bahu banay gi.
ap guess kro kay in 10 larkiyon mein say konsi hai.
maa ne gor say sabko dekh kar 1 larki ki taraf ishara kiya kay ye he larki tumhari pasand hai aur tum is he say shadi karnay walay ho.
larka heraan ho kar bola: ji bilkul, magar ap ne kesay pehchana?
maa ne jawab diya: kiyon kay in sab mein sirf yehe larki mujhay zehr lag rahi thi.
5.
aik hotel teetar ka gosht pakanay kay liye mashhoor tha. 1 sahib wahan khana khanay gay tou khanay kay doran unhain shak hua kay teetar kay gosht mein milawat ki gai hai.
unho ne waiter ko bula kar pucha: sach sach btao, is mein milawat ki gai hai?
waiter ne jawab diya: sachi baat hai ji, teetar ka gosht mehnga aur nayab he itna hai kay us me cow kay gosht ki milawat karni parti hai.
un sahib ne pucha: kitni milawat kartay ho?
waiter bola: janab fifty fifty.
kay matlab? sahib ne pucha.
waiter respectful ho kar bola: janab! aik teetar aur aik cow.
6.
docter:
achi health kay liye zaruri hai kay roz exercize kro.
sardar ji: hum cricket, football, aur tenis roz kheltay hain.
docter: good. kab tak?
sardar ji: jab tak mobile ki battery khatam nahi ho jati.
7.
teacher: sumandar mein aam ka darakht ho tou aam kesay toro gay?
pathan: machli ban kay.
teacher: insan ko machli tera baap bnaye ga.
pathan: tou sumadar mein darakht teri maa lagaye gi.
8.
aik aurat qoma mein chali gai.
shohar murda samaj kar dafnanay chala.
rastay mein janaza khambay say takranay say aurat ko hosh a gya.
aik saal bad aurat phir chal basi.
sab kalma parhtay huay ja rahay thay. shohar ki zuban per aik he baat thi:
khambay say bach kay, khambay say bach kay.
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