Har kisi ki zindagi mein kuch aise lamhe hote hain jo sirf hansne ke liye hote hain – aur aaj ka yeh blog unhi lamhon ko jeene ke liye hai! Aaj hum laaye hain kuch zabardast Desi Urdu jokes jinka star joke hai – “Anda kyun deti hain?” Agar aap thak chuke hain boring routine se, tou ye Urdu mazahiya chutkule aapke chehre per muskurahat laa denge.
1. Anda Kyun Deti Hain?
Pappu: Teacher, kya aap murgi ho?
Teacher: Bakwas band karo! Main tumhein murgi lagti hoon?
Pappu: Toh phir har paper mein mujhe anda kyun deti hain?
2. Tamatar vs Faqeer
Faqeer: Bhai kuch khilao.
Admi: Tamatar khao.
Faqeer: Roti day do?
Admi: Tamatar khao.
Faqeer (ghusse se): Tamatar hi kyun khao?
Admi ki biwi: Woh keh raha tha: ‘kama kar khao’.
Faqeer: Lanat teray tamatar pe!
3. Pyar Ya Gobhi Ka Phool?
Larka: Kal tumhare liye phool laaunga.
Larki: Gobhi ka phool le aana – pyar bhi ho jayega, handi bhi.
4. Susral Mein Pappu
Saas: Beta, kadu shareef bana loon?
Pappu: Main itna nek nahi – koi bayghairat sa murgha bana lo!
Conclusion:
Yeh thay kuch desi chutkule jo aapko definitely hansayenge – aur khas kar “Anda kyun deti hain?” wala joke tou classic ban chuka hai! Aise jokes sirf hansi hi nahi, aik cultural flavor bhi laate hain jo sab ko pasand aata hai. Agar maza aya ho, tou share karna na bhooliye – aur comment mein batayein kaunsa joke aapka favorite tha!
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