Desi Rishta Urdu Jokes – Shaadi, Bivi, aur 85% Ka Gham
Shaadi aur rishta ki dunia mein logic nahi, sirf humor chalta hai! Yeh jokes dikhate hain ke desi culture mein rishta, biwiyan, aur marks sab se zyada dramatic aur funny hote hain. Chaliye hansna shuru karte hain with these Desi Rishta Urdu Jokes!
1. Rishta Aur Charging Wali Side
Ami: Beta, hum tumhara rishta dekhnay ja rahay hain.
Tumhara koi paighaam jo larkon walon ko dena chaho?
Mein: Ami, bas itna keh dena…
“Bed ki charging wali side meri ho gi.”
📱Shaadi ho ya charging point, dono ka control lena zaroori hai!
2. Biwiyan Do Tarah Ki Hoti Hain…
Biwiyan 2 tarah ki hoti hain:
1. Jo shohar ki baat sunti hain, mohabat karti hain, aur kabhi tang nahi karti.
2. Aur… wohi jo hum sab ke paas hain.
Jo biwi ghar mein hoti hai, wohi reality hoti hai.
3. Larki Aur Uske “Kam” Marks
Larka: Ro kyun rahi ho?
Larki: Mere marks bohat kam aye hain.
Larka: Kitnay?
Larki: 85%
Larka: Khuda ka khoof karo, itnay mein tou 2 larkay pass ho jatay hain!
85% mein dukh karna insult hai un sab ke liye jo 40% pe celebrate karte hain!
So next time jab rishta wali aunty ghar aayein, ya biwi gussa ho, ya kisi ne 85% le kar rona shuru kar diya ho — in jokes ko yaad kar ke hans lena. Zindagi ko serious lena zaroori hai, lekin kabhi kabhi thoda hans lena aur dusron ko bhi hansana aur bhi zaroori hota hai.
Shaadi, Exams Aur Desi Life = Pure Comedy
In jokes se yeh sabit hota hai ke desi culture mein zindagi ek full comedy show hai, jahan rishtay wali auntiyan bhi charger ka corner discuss karti hain, aur 85% marks wale bhi depression mein hote hain.
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