Funny Social Media Urdu Jokes – Real Life, Desi Style!
Social media ne sirf duniya ko nahi, shaadi, ghar, aur nokri ko bhi funny bana diya hai. In jokes mein milti hai wohi desi life jahan Facebook IDs, online status aur shaadi ke jhatkay ikathay miltay hain. Let’s dive into the humor with these Funny Social Media Urdu Jokes!
🧒📱 1. Facebook Ki Shazia Perveen
Bacha: Dad, mein apko aj aik baat batana chahta hu.
Dad: Haan bolo..
Bacha: Dad, mein ne Facebook per girls kay naam say 5 ID’s banai hui hain.
Dad (ghusay mein): Nalaiq! Aur koi kaam nahi teray paas? Lekin tu ye mujhe kyun bata raha hai?
Bacha (masoomiyat say):
Dad… ap jis Shazia Perveen ko aik mahenay se patanay ki koshish kar rahay hain, woh mein hi tou hoon.
Digital duniya ka asli boss toh yeh bacha nikla!
2. Shaadi, Pyar Aur Google Download
Bivi: Tum se shaadi kar ke meri zindagi barbaad ho gayi hai.
Tum ne kabhi mujh se pyar nahi kiya!
Shohar (5 bachon ki taraf ishara karte hue):
“Toh ye mein ne Google se download kiye hain?”
Google Drive ka bhi itna load nahi hota jitna shaadi ka hota hai!
3. Nokrani Ka Facebook Status
Malkan: Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aayi, aur bataya bhi nahi?
Nokrani:
“Baji mein ne Facebook pe status update kar diya tha: ‘I am going to village for 3 days.’”
“Sahib ji ne toh comment bhi kiya tha: Missing you Razia”
Razia ghar nahi, feed mein thi!
Social Media, Desi Style = Entertainment Guaranteed
These funny Urdu jokes show that in a desi household, Facebook ka status update bhi official communication ban gaya hai, and Shazia Perveen may not be who you think she is
Kesi lagay apko Funny Social Media Urdu Jokes. I hope you enjoyed it. Comment your jokes below and keep spreading the laughter in all.
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