Best Urdu Jokes Collection – Part 2
We’re back with another rib-tickling round of desi jokes! Whether you’re sipping chai or scrolling late at night, these Best Urdu Jokes Collection will hit just right. Let’s dive into our latest viral gems.
1. Khan Bhai Ka 20 Rupees Haircut
Aik Khan bhai baal katwa kar aya tou bivi ne pucha:
“Khan sahib baal itnay chotay kyun karwa diye hain?”
Khan bola:
“Uskay pas baqaya nahi tha. Mein ne kaha 20 rupay kay aur kaat do.”
Barber logic = quantity over style!
2. Pappu Ka One-Breath Answer
Teacher: Saray sawalon kay aik he saans mein jawab do:
- America ki foreign minister ka naam kya hai?
- Minar-e-Pakistan kahan per located hai?
- Motorway per normal speed kya hai?
- Murgi kya deti hai?
Pappu:
“Hailry Clinton Lahore mein 120 kilometer ki speed say anday deti hai.”
Multitasking level: Pappu approved.
3. Daku Aur Biwi Ka Twist
Bank mein daku a gay.
Daku aik admi kay pass aya aur pucha:
“Kya tum ne hmain daka martay dekha hai?”
Admi: “Haan mein ne dekha hai.”
Daku ne usko goli maar di.
Phir daku dusray admi kay pass gya aur pucha:
“Kya tum ne hmain daka martay dekha hai?”
Dusra admi:
“Nahi mein ne nahi dekha… lekin woh samnay meri bivi khari hai, us ne dekha hai.”
Kuch log jaan bachane kay liye kuch bhi kar saktay hain…
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