Funny Urdu Jokes for Laughter
Laughter is truly the best medicine, and nothing delivers it better than a solid dose of desi Urdu jokes. From Pappu’s legendary replies to unexpected twists involving a dhooti, this blog has it all! Let’s dive into the 6 Funny Urdu Jokes for Laughter you’ll read today.
1. Dopatta Ya Dhooti – Shocking Twist!
Shadeed andhi ki waja say sath walay ghar ki larki ka dopatta meray ghar ki khirki pe a kay gira.
Me ne socha kay subah us ko ja kar wapas day au lekin phir dekha kay usko peeko nahi hui thi.
Subah uth kar sab say pehlay dopatay ko sitaron wali peeko karai.
Aur ja pohancha us larki kay darwazay per.
Darwaza knock kiya tou wo boli: Ji kon?
Mein: Ye dopatta lay lain. Andhi say ur kay hamaray ghar a gya tha.
Wo muskarai aur boli: Shukriya.
Mein: Wo mein ne ap kay dopatay ko peeko bi karwa di hai.
Yeh sun kar us ne dil dehla denay wala inkishaf kiya.
Aik lamba sa kehkeha lagaya aur boli: Ye dopatta tou nahi. Aba ji ki dhooti hai jo dho kar dali thi.
2. Philosopher Aur Charwaha Ka Kuta Logic
Aik charwaha apna revar lay kar ja raha tha kay aik admi udhar say guzar raha tha.
Admi kehnay laga: Agar mein bata dun kay ye kitni bhairain hain tou kya mein aik bhair lay sakta hu?
Charwaha bola: Chalo tumhari aik baat man leta hu.
Wo admi foran bola: Ye 381 bhairain hain. Aur jaldi say aik bhair utha kar apni gardan per rakh li.
Charwaha bola: Agar mein bata dun kay tum kon ho tou ye wapas kar do gay?
Woh bola: Haan.
Charwaha bola: Tum philosopher ho.
Tum ne kesay pehchana? Admi ne pucha.
Charwaha bola: Pehle kuta nechay rakho phir btata hu.
3. Goodbye Styles of Biviyan
Shohar ghar say safar per nikaltay waqt mukhtalif biviyon kay ilwida karnay kay tareeqay:
Egyptian bivi: Allah apko hifazat mein rakhay.
Lebnoni bivi: Apna khyal rakhiye ga.
English bivi: I miss you.
Pakistani bivi: Mujay thoray pesay ziyada detay jana.
4. Pathan Aur America Ka Badla
Aik Pathan ne apnay bachay ka nam America rakha.
Logon ne herangi say pucha:
Khan sahib America tou hamara dushman hai aur ap ne apnay bachay ka nam he America rakh diya?
Pathan josh say bola: Hum duniya ko batana chahta hai kay hum America ka baap hai.
5. Wakeel Ki Taqseem
Shaikh case jeeta tou khush ho kar wakeel ko 20 rupay diye.
Wakeel: Ye meray driver kay liye hain ya chaprasi kay liye?
Shaikh: Teeno apas mein bant lo.
6. Miss Ki Group Photo Prediction
Class ki group photo dekh kar Miss bachon say kehnay lagi:
Tum baray ho kar kaho gay:
Yeh Bilal hai jo America chala gya.
Ye Ali hai jo London chala gya.
Aur ye Pappu hai jo wahan ka wahan reh gya.
Pappu jal kar bola:
Aur ye hamari Miss hain jin ka inteqal ho gya.
Conclusion: Desi Humor at Its Best
If you didn’t laugh at least once, you need to read them again! These Funny Urdu Jokes for Laughter are perfect to share in groups, add to WhatsApp statuses, or read before sleep. Let us know which one made you laugh the most!
