Here we have 15 best, non stop Ustad ImamDeen Gujarati Jokes which will spread laughter around.
Joke 1:
Ustad Imam Deen ek shaadi mein gaya, ek uncle bole:
“Beta, shaadi ka kya socha?”
Imam Deen: “Pehle hi itni tension hai, upar se suicide ki baat kyun kar rahe ho?”
Joke 2:
Ek ladki ne Imam Deen ko bola:
“Waah, tum bade sharif lagte ho!”
Imam Deen: “Haan, lekin raat ke 12 baje signal weak ho jaata hai!”
Joke 3:
Ek baar Imam Deen bank gaya.
Cashier: “Sir, aapke account me sirf 5 rupaye hain!”
Imam Deen: “Itni izzat toh meri mohalla ki kutti bhi nahi karti jitni aap kar rahe ho!”
Joke 4:
Doctor: “Aapko kya problem hai?”
Imam Deen: “Doctor sahab, jab mai soti ladki ko dekhta hoon, dil fast dhadakne lagta hai!”
Doctor: “Bhaag yahan se, tujhe ilaaj nahi, jail ki zaroorat hai!”
Joke 5:
Ek din Imam Deen hotel gaya aur waiter se bola:
“Ek plate chicken do!”
Waiter: “Sir, kitna spicy?”
Imam Deen: “Bas itna ki ek bite leke naak behne lage, aur doosri bite pe muh se shabd nahi, sirf ‘ooooo bhai maro mujhe’ nikle!”
Joke 6:
Ek baar Imam Deen ek ladki ko impress karne gaya:
Ladki: “Aap poet ho?”
Imam Deen: “Haan, bas meri poetry sirf maange hue paise waapis dene pe chalti hai!”
Joke 7:
Ek ladka Imam Deen se bola:
“Bhai, pyar aur udhaar kis se karna chahiye?”
Imam Deen: “Dono kisi aur se, warna zindagi jail aur EMI dono mein kategi!”
Joke 8:
Imam Deen cycle chala raha tha, ek ladki ke pass se guzra aur bola:
“Madam, meri cycle mein koi problem hai!”
Ladki: “Kya hua?”
Imam Deen: “Aapko dekh ke seedha nahi chal rahi!”
Joke 9:
Ek baar Imam Deen ne gym join kiya. Trainer bola:
“Sir, abs banana hai?”
Imam Deen: “Nahi bhai, bas itna pet andar ho jaye ki ladkiyan mujhe ‘uncle’ kehna band kardein!”
Joke 10:
Ek din Imam Deen shaadi ki taiyari kar raha tha. Uske dost ne pucha:
“Tera budget kitna hai?”
Imam Deen: “Bas itna ki meri biwi honeymoon pe kisi aur se paisa maangna na pade!”
Joke 11:
Ek baar Imam Deen ladki impress karne English bolne laga:
Ladki: “Omg, aapko English aati hai?”
Imam Deen: “Yes yes, mai toh full Oxford return hoon!”
Ladki: “Oxford kab gaye the?”
Imam Deen: “Google pe search kiya tha!”
Joke 12:
Ek din Imam Deen ATM gaya, card dala aur likha aaya:
“Insufficient balance!”
Imam Deen: “Bhai, paise toh waise bhi nahi hain, izzat bhi chheen lega kya?”
Joke 13:
Ek din Imam Deen chhoti gali mein fass gaya aur ek gaadi wahin atak gayi.
Driver bola: “Bhai, yahan se kaise nikalu?”
Imam Deen: “Pichle mahine meri salary bhi yahin atki thi, ab tak nahi nikli!”
Joke 14:
Ek din Imam Deen ne girlfriend se bola:
“Jaan, agar tu mujhe chhod ke gayi, toh mai zinda nahi rahunga!”
Ladki: “Sach?”
Imam Deen: “Nahi, lekin tujhe waapis patane ka naya bahana toh chahiye na!”
Joke 15:
Ek din Imam Deen ghar pe late aaya.
Biwi: “Itni der kahan the?”
Imam Deen: “Maut ke munh se wapas aaya hoon!”
Biwi: “Kya hua?”
Imam Deen: “Teri maa ke ghar gaya tha!”
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