Here We have 5 Hilarious Santa Banta Jokes in Village for you. Let’s Start laughing…
Joke 1: Khet Ka Raaz
(Santa aur Banta ek khet ke paas ja rahe hain. Santa ruk jata hai aur sochne lagta hai.)
Santa: Oye Banta, yeh bata, agar ek beej zameen me daal diya jaaye, toh kya hoga?
Banta: Bhai, ped ug jayega!
Santa: Aur agar us ped ko kaat diya jaaye toh?
Banta: Lakdi milegi!
Santa: Aur agar lakdi ko jala diya jaaye toh?
Banta: Raakh banegi!
Santa: Aur agar raakh ko hawa me uda diya jaaye toh?
Banta: Gayab ho jayegi!
Santa: Bas wahi toh ho gaya mere paiso ke saath bhi!
Joke 2: Gaon Ka Hospital
(Santa ek gaon ke hospital me daakhil hota hai, zakhmi lag raha hai.)
Doctor: Oye Santa, kya hua?
Santa: Bhai, ek lambi kahani hai…
Doctor: Jaldi bata, samay kam hai!
Santa: Main subah jogging pe gaya tha…
Doctor: Phir?
Santa: Ek sundar ladki dikh gayi!
Doctor: Acha, phir?
Santa: Main uske piche bhaag gaya!
Doctor: Phir?
Santa: Uska pati bhi jogging pe tha!
Joke 3: Banta Ka Naya Business
(Banta ek naya business start karta hai, lekin 3 din baad band ho jata hai. Santa puchta hai.)
Santa: Oye Banta, tera naya business kyu band ho gaya?
Banta: Bhai, main ‘kachra bechne ka dhandha’ kar raha tha!
Santa: Acha toh phir?
Banta: Gaon me sabke paas apna hi bohot kachra tha!
Joke 4: Bhains Ka Doctor
(Banta ek gaay aur bhains lekar doctor ke paas jata hai.)
Doctor: Oye, inse milwaane kyu laya hai?
Banta: Bhai, gaay doodh nahi de rahi!
Doctor: Aur bhains?
Banta: Yeh doctor banne ka sapna dekh rahi hai!
Joke 5: Padosi Ki Gari
(Santa aur Banta ek padosi ki naye model ki car dekh rahe hain.)
Santa: Bhai, yeh car kitni tez chalti hai!
Banta: Haan bhai, is car se tez sirf ek cheez chalti hai!
Santa: Kya?
Banta: Jab loan bharne ki baari aaye tab ghar se bhaagne ki speed!
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