Hazir hain 5 best Doctor Patient jokes in Hindi. I hope Ap enjoy kro gay.
Joke 1: ajeeb bimari
Ek baar ek aadmi doctor ke paas gaya aur bola: “Doctor sahab, mujhe ek ajeeb bimari ho gayi hai. Jab bhi main baat karta hoon, mere muh se bilkul ajeeb ajeeb shabd nikalte hain.”
Doctor bola: “Koi baat nahi, mujhe ek udaharan do.”
Aadmi bola: “Acha theek hai… Ek baar ek bandar ek rickshaw mein baitha aur driver se bola…”
Doctor ne roka: “Arrey, yeh kya bol rahe ho? Yeh toh ek kahani lag rahi hai!”
Aadmi bola: “Doctor sahab, bas yahi toh problem hai! Main jo bhi bolta hoon, woh joke ban jaata hai!”
Doctor bola: “Toh phir aap ek kaam karo, comedy show shuru kar do!”
Joke 2: sapne mein bandar dikhte hain
Patient: Doctor sahab, jab main sota hoon toh sapne mein bandar dikhte hain! Doctor: Accha, kabse ho raha hai yeh? Patient: Kal raat se! Doctor: Koi baat nahi, yeh lo dawai, aaj raat se nahi dikhenge. Patient: Par doctor sahab, mujhe aaj raat ke liye chhod do, kyunki aaj inka final match hai!
Doctor Patient jokes in Hindi – Joke 3: tension
Doctor: Tumhari report dekh kar lagta hai ki tumhe zyada tension leni nahi chahiye. Patient: Kyun doctor? Doctor: Kyunki tension lene ka kaam ab tumhare gharwalon ka hai!
Joke 4: mujhe dard hota hai
Patient: Doctor sahab, jab main chai peeta hoon toh mujhe dard hota hai. Doctor: Kaha dard hota hai? Patient: Mug ke handle pakadne wali jagah pe!
Joke 5: sukoon ki zaroorat hai
Doctor: Tumhe sukoon ki zaroorat hai, isliye main tumhe ek hafte ke liye gaon bhej raha hoon. Patient: Par doctor sahab, main gaon mein kya karunga? Doctor: Arrey, waha signal nahi milta, na phone chalega na social media. Itna sukoon kahaan milega!
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